Another picture perfect relationship bites the dust as Leo DiCaprio runs for the hills in response to Bar Refaeli’s desire to get serious.   Was it just the idea of settling down that was the dealbreaker?  Or did Leo bolt because commitment meant converting?   Chin up Bar, there are plently of other Prius driving idiots ready to convert and settle down.

According to a Refaeli source, the model’s desire to get serious may have caused the actor to have doubts about their relationship. “She wanted to move faster than he did, she wanted to move in together,” the source says, “so he broke it of

Bruno’s golden balls are as sweet as yo mama’s kugel sprinkled with raisins and cinnamon.  Why else would Eminem be “thrilled” to have them dangling in his face?  Now Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio is posing along side of them in the July issue of Marie Claire UK.

In the accompany article, Sacha Baron Cohen’s camp Austrian fashion reporter has a bitchy rant at an array of stars including Amy Winehouse, Pink and Madonna  in his A-Z of fashion must-haves.

He tells how L is for: “Little black child… thanks to Madonna und Bruno, it’s zis season’s vardrobe essential.”

On Pink, he says: “Just vatching him now on MTV. A great singer und so hunky.”

And Wino is described as: “Not too skinny, in fact, for ein junkie she is actually zehr fat.”- The Sun

Adam Lambert Steps Out With His Boyfriend (Popbytes)

Menstruation… Like the Great Red Spot of Jupiter Raging Inside You (The Daily What)

Bill Murray Somehow Makes Headbutting Acceptable (Agent Bedhead)

License to Chill: Daniel Craig -as-James-Bond Popsicle (Celeb Warship)

Aw Snap, Octomom Sasses Kate Gosselin as “Desperate for Attention” (Flisted)

Heidi & Spencer Quit ‘I’m A Celebrity…’ (Amy Grindhouse)

Edie Falco Premieres Nurse Jackie (Accidental Sexiness)

It’s been three years since Sandra Bernhard called Laura Bush “heavily medicated” and sent Elizabeth Hasselbeck into a tizzy. The internet may have been scrubbed clean of any video traces of this epic View catfight, but Bernhard is far from sanitary when it comes to the right wing host. “I bet [Hasselbeck] doesn’t even masturbate, just saves her wad for her old man, the failed football player,” Bernhard told Heeb Magazine.

For more from Sandra Bernhard—commentary on everything from uncircumsized penises to being gay in Hollywood—click here .

Steven King’s new short story scrawled across Bar Refaeli’s naked body makes reading more than fundamental.

Sugar Tits Rides Again! (Agent Bedhead)

Low-Brow Entertainment of the Day: Who will  win in a tug-of-war between a bus and a dump truck? (The Daily What)

Kimora Lee Simmons Popped One Out (Celeb Warship)

Nuggets Coach: Christ Himself Could Not Have Covered Kobe (Flisted)

How Titillating: Gordon Ramsay Swear-Button (OMG Blog)

Online British Comedy Encyclopaedia Launched (Amy Grindhouse)

Johnny Depp Covers Vanity Fair (Accidental Sexiness)

Madonna may be so over Alex Rodriguez now that she’s all about her boy toy, Jesus Luz, but A-Rod’s new gal, Kate Hudson wasn’t taking any chances.  At Saturday’s polo match on Governors Island (featuring the one and only Prince Harry), Kate donned a floppy hat with big sunglasses and kept a low profile by staying out of Madonna’s way.

Upon hearing about the Material Girl’s impending arrival at halftime, Hudson ceded her prime VIP real estate and booked it to the back of the tent; Madge took the seats she vacated.

“Kate was completely intimidated by Madonna,” said one guest. “She clearly didn’t want trouble and decided to keep a low profile for the rest of the match.” - The New York Daily News

The real Slim Shady stood up screaming “get this motherfucker off of me”after Sacha Baron Cohen’s landed bare-assed from the ceiling as “Bruno” and landed in Eminem’s lap in the “69″ position.

Billy sang one of his finest medleys as a farewell even though Jay’s going to be back at 10pm in the Fall.