Shoshanna Lonstein rocks big boobies better than anyone who has gotten them for free ( no, not as in the strip club paid for them, but as in nature).  Man instead of complaining about back pain or getting those large melons cut down to size, she created her own clothing company for girls with knockers like hers.

Eddie Murphy’s 1980s spoof on Jesse Jackson’s “Hymie Town” gaffe is hysterical and with Obama, Rahm Emanuel and David Axelrod in the White House it looks like a “soul and kosher coalition” has finally been formed that will reach “from the chitlin district to the diamond distict, from the catfish to the gelfite fish” (Thanks Shemspeed)

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark when it comes to Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan.   Apparently Samantha flew into a jealous rage last night after Lindsay started bumping and grinding with ex-Calum Best at some London club. Things got ugly when Samantha unleashed her fists of fury on Lindsay - punches were thrown and hair was pulled before Calum broke the two apart.

Hmmm, after ignoring Calum (son of famed footie (aka soccer) player George Best), why did LiLo suddenly welcome him back to her world on the dance floor?   Why do people insist that her actions are related to her inability to define her sexuality in the Harper’s Bazaar interview and that dancing with Calum clearly proves she misses men?  Perhaps this is all a calculated PR move aimed at keeping Lindsay’s status as heterosexual alive.  After all, today the two fighting lesbians jetted off to Dubai where Prop 8 would never be challenged.  In fact, in September a Lebanese lesbian and her Bulgarian companion were sentenced to one month in prison for kissing and making out on a public beach in Dubai.

More Gwyneth news from the Fontainebleau Hotel…

PETA vice president Dan Mathews tells UsWeekly.com that Gwynie approached him and apologized for wearing fur in the Tod’s advertising campaign.

“I didn’t pay much attention to it, and when I noticed it was fur, I assumed it was fake fur, but did not ask, so it’s my fault. I know it’s not a great excuse, but I hope you and your members understand.”

Whatever Gwynie!  If your so concerned about the ethical treatment of animals, why are you all about killing the turkey?  This week’s Goop newsletter is dedicated to cooking up Tom the Turkey for Thanksgiving in a variety of ways.  Admit it Gwyneth, you loved the way that soft, lusciously thick fox fur felt on your skin, just as much as you love a crispy drum stick.  Please if you cared about PETA peeps, you would have included some Tofurkey recipe too.

Click to get some of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Thanksgiving Recipes from Goop Continue »

Wow, is this some kind of special Kabbalah garb in honor of Eve’s first outfit after taking a bite of the apple?  Does this get-up symbolize Madonna’s new found knowledge now that she has reached a settlement with Guy Ritchie?

It was always a rumor, but now it is a fact…

Veteran Johan Jambor revealed to a priest in the 1960s that while serving as a medic in WWI, he saved Hitler’s life on the battlefield.

His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?

The priest took note of their conversation and now this papal document has come to light bringing truth to my family’s favorite song to sing in the car (Farmer in the Dell had no soul) -

Hitler had only one big ball
Göring had two, but they were small
Himmler’s so very similar,
and Goebbels has no balls at all.

Video is crappy, but the jokes are funny from the Spina Bifida Association Charity Roast.

Really?  Have Madonna and Gwyneth signed a divorce pact?  Will Chris Martin be dumped in the pub to drink warm beer with Guy Ritchie?  Page Six is reporting that Fontainebleau owner Jeff Soffer flew Gwyneth down to Miami for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show at the reopened hotel.  Gwyneth partied with Madonna’s A-Rod and Soffer in the VIP section, instead of seeing hubby, Chris Martin’s Coldplay gig.  The next day she hung with Kate Hudson and Soffer on a yacht.

I got to tell you,  I’m not impressed with this split rumor.  How many times can you expect a gal to see Coldplay?  This doesn’t mean the marriage is failing, it probably means she can’t bare to hear Yellow again.    The most interesting part about this is that Gwynie attended a bra fashion show, but forget to put hers on (check out Sickitten’s bra suggestions).  Or maybe Page Six is right and she lost it on Soffer’s plane?

Though Cloverfield looker Odette Yustman was raised Catholic, she has the same last name as my Bubbie’s madien name.  Could we be related?   According to Wikipedia, Odette’s father was raised in Bogata, Columbia - many Jews fled and settled in Colombia during World War II, perhaps the Yustman’s did too.  Anyway, my cuz, Odette Yustman,  was spotted over the weekend getting it on with Brothers and Sisters Dave Annable in Miami.

It seems that crawling into a bottle is a better option for Amy Winehouse than crawling into Blake Fielder-Civil’s arms.  Last week, Wino talked excitedly about reuniting with her hubby, but she can’t seem to get her act together to make it happen.  Yesterday, she missed visiting hours and had to go back home.  However, she had no problem making drinking hours at her local pub and partied until the sun came up with Blake 2 (Blake Woods) and pals.